{"id":115,"date":"2016-12-10T13:24:54","date_gmt":"2016-12-10T13:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tempus.mallinidesign.com\/?post_type=portfolio-item&amp;p=115"},"modified":"2016-12-10T13:24:54","modified_gmt":"2016-12-10T13:24:54","slug":"nothing-to-do","status":"publish","type":"portfolio-item","link":"https:\/\/kevinkohjus.ee\/index.php\/portfolio-item\/nothing-to-do\/","title":{"rendered":"Nothing to do"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Why yes! Thanks for noticing. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year&#8217;s costume? Michelle, I don&#8217;t regret this, but I both rue and lament it.<\/p>\n<p>Say what? Please, Don-Bot\u2026 look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! Yeah, and if you were the pope they&#8217;d be all, &#8220;Straighten your pope hat.&#8221; And &#8220;Put on your good vestments.&#8221; I suppose I could part with &#8216;one&#8217; and still be feared\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Who am I making this out to? Goodbye, friends. I never thought I&#8217;d die like this. But I always really hoped. I love this planet! I&#8217;ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.<\/p>\n<p>We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. I&#8217;m a thing. Shinier than yours, meatbag. How much did you make me?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m just glad my fat, ugly mama isn&#8217;t alive to see this day. Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You&#8217;d think it would be something you&#8217;d have to freebase. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.<\/p>\n<p>No, just a regular mistake. No, just a regular mistake. I don&#8217;t &#8216;need&#8217; to drink. I can quit anytime I want! Yeah, and if you were the pope they&#8217;d be all, &#8220;Straighten your pope hat.&#8221; And &#8220;Put on your good vestments.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why yes! Thanks for noticing. As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead. Whoa a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year&#8217;s costume? Michelle, I don&#8217;t regret this, but I both rue and lament it. Say what? Please, Don-Bot\u2026 look into your hard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":73,"template":"","filters":[2],"class_list":["post-115","portfolio-item","type-portfolio-item","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","filters-black-white","has-thumbnail"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinkohjus.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio-item\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinkohjus.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio-item"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinkohjus.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/portfolio-item"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/kevinkohjus.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/portfolio-item\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kevinkohjus.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/73"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kevinkohjus.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"filters","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kevinkohjus.ee\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/filters?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}